Open letter to National voters 2: On Shaving Pubic Hair, Pissing In The Shower, Feeding Chickens Or Why We Should Not Be Surprised John Key Talks Dirty On The Radio

Dear National voter,

John Key made it on the John Oliver show again. And once again it was for all the wrong reasons.

I don’t get why this is such a surprise and here is why:

First of all John Key is a banker. Not an ex-banker but a banker. He never left the banking world. You can’t. First of all you have most of your wealth in shares in the bank you worked for (Well, he has anyway) and they can mysteriously lose all their value if you make the wrong decisions. It’s a bit like being in the Mafia. Once you’re in, you’re in for life!

When he goes abroad he visits with many banking bigwigs. When he visits England he visits the banks of England governor du Jour. In New York he visits with top Wall street bankers. In the run up to his first Prime Ministerial election he had breakfast with his ex-bosses 8 years after he left banking, so for all intends and purposes he is still very much part of that world.

Bankers have a very specific culture amongst themselves. Not your average teller mind, but the big boys club of gamblers investment bankers centred in the City of London and Wall street. They refer to themselves as Big swinging dicks and their customers as Muppets. Their idea of fun is a long drunken, coked out night in a strip club fèting their next muppet customer, tempting him into buying their next newfangled long term scam safe financial product. Pension fund managers, National wealth fund guardians and other assorted suckers managing funds started to protect populations from destitution when resources run out and pensions need to be paid are their favourite muppets customers.

One of the banks John Key worked for actually had an abbreviation for the percentage they ripped their customers off for. It was the ROF or Rip off factor. We know this because they had to release their phone records when they were sued for fraud.

Here is Max Keiser explaining how bankers on Wall street behaved and how they looted and scammed with lots of booze and coke up their gobs in the 80s and 90s.

Remember John Key was perfectly fine with telling us he visited strip clubs and how that was “part of the job”?

They are the quintessential old boys network and like the boys from the Bullingdon club, crass humour, farts, pissing and pooing jokes and targeting women and children (ponytails anyone)  with inappropriate behaviour is really what it is all about! The more puerile the better!

So if you vote a banker as your Prime Minister please do not expect him to respect the sanctity and respect needed for the office of the Prime Minister to command the respect it needs from the population in order to impose governance.

You see sadism and masochism, disrespecting yourself and others while looting the planet are part and parcel of what makes a good banker. You voted him in now deal with it!

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3 thoughts on “Open letter to National voters 2: On Shaving Pubic Hair, Pissing In The Shower, Feeding Chickens Or Why We Should Not Be Surprised John Key Talks Dirty On The Radio

  1. The reason why you wont get anybody who has worked closely with John Key as a bankster to talk is they will end up like Lord Ashcroft has. In his book about David Cameron where he reveals a few tidbits for the masses, Ashcroft is now in a US hospital fighting for his life with renal faliure, but then some could say its what he deserves with what his business dealings in Belize and the influence he had over the Government. Its probably where the Torys get all their coke from, like the Auckland eliete, theirs comes in Fonterra shipping containers!

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  3. Reblogged this on Human rights complaints New Zealand and commented:
    Who is John Key, is he one of the criminal bankers and trader who intentionally caused the GFC, or is he just the bloke next door who pisses in the shower and plays with girls ponytails, the more sinister side of New Zealand’s primeminister John Key is that he is still working for the banking cabal, and he is plunging New Zealand into un-presedented debt to make New Zealand vulnerable to corporate take-over via the trans-pacific-partnership-agreement, John Key has millions of dollars in shares with Bank of America, so that would seem to be “confliction of interest” that many Kiwi’s would deem to be criminal considering a large part of New Zealand’s debt is with Bank of America, so “who is John Key, and does he represent the best interests of all New Zealand citizens.

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