A Nice Compilation Of John Key’s Lies Since The Last Election!

Here is a new list from the original lie compiler going by the moniker BLiP at the Standard Blog

• There will be no more asset sales
• David Seymour did not ask for a Ministerial position with the National Party
• There will be no New Zealand military intervention in Iraq, barring an unlikely United Nations Security Council mission.
• The New Zealand military personnel are just attending a regular ordinary meeting in the United States (x 13 times)
• New Zealand is not involved in any coalition to fight in the Middle East
• It is not currently illegal for someone to fight overseas for a terrorist group
• When it comes to requests for official information, my ministers always act within the law.
• I have never called or texted Cameron Slater in my capacity as Prime Minister
• No, I did not mislead the House. (??)
• I did not admit to having abused the OIA process.
• I did not mislead the House(??)
• The Gwynn Report into the handling of OIA requests by the SIS completely exonerated me
• Its not true that the process I put in place for the SIS reporting to me was politicised
• The review into Judith Collins has got nothing to do with the release of information to Cameron Slater
• My office had nothing to do with the release of information to Cameron Slater
• No, I did not mislead the House (??)
• I can’t remember all the phone texts I exchange except when Cameron Slater helps me out
• I did not engage in an exchange of text messages with Cameron Slater, I just acknowledged one unsolicited message from him
• The DPMC head attended the Roger Sutton PR conference because his department is taking over Cera next year.
• New Zealand was one of the very few countries in the world that were settled peacefully.
• I was being asked a specific question about the Chisholm report when I said I had had not contact with Cameron Slater
• No, I did not mislead the House
• When the particular question was asked there was quite a lot of noise in the house which prevented me from hearing the question properly
• I have not been in contact with Cameron Slater ahead of the release of Inspector-General of Intelligence and Security Cheryl Gwyn’s report into the SIS’s role in Slater’s 2011 political attack on former Labour Leader Phil Goff.
• No, I did not mislead the House (??)
• The number of children in those low decile schools which I have visited who actually require lunch is the odd one or two