Have A Great Festivus And Fuck The Pope!

To all of you still adhering to the Catholic faith I apologise but With the last speech the Pope has once again shown how thoroughly and hideously out of touch him and his merry band of paedophile enabling dress clad priest and cardinals are with what it really means to be a human being.

In his annual Christmas speech he told us that:

Sexual orientation is a choice, the pope contended, and choosing to be gay destroys the very ‘essence of the human creature’ in the process.

He also told us that he intended to unite the worlds religions in fighting that other abomination “Gay marriage”. I’m sure he’ll find a willing ear with the religious leaders from countries such as Iran and Saudi Arabia who regularly hang or whip people who had the bad sense of making the decision to be gay in their patch of the world.

And in what can only be described as an extraordinarily strong attack on Homosexual human beings he also told us that gays, like abortion and euthanasia are a thread to world peace which strikes me as odd because not a single war ever was started for reasons of Gayness, excessive abortions or cases of euthanasia.

What started wars however over the long history of Christianity, Islam and Judaism was religion. Religion and greed combined are the strongest threats to world peace and it if for this reason that I wish you a happy Festivus in rebellion against the leaders of religions who keep telling us how we should live, love and procreate.

Deliver us from priest, rabbis and imams and Dona Nobis Pacem!

11 thoughts on “Have A Great Festivus And Fuck The Pope!

  1. Catholicism isn’t christian.
    Religion isn’t Faith.
    Christmas isn’t Jesus’ birthday.
    Islam isn’t peace, love or forgiving.
    Anything else I can ruin with a one liner 😛

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