First rule as a hooker; Get paid first……

The first rule as a hooker is that you should get paid before you provide your service. That goes for all service with a transient nature because the desire to have it is not survived by a desire to pay for it, especially if the service provided is illegal.

However the first rule as a rich prick is that if you are getting a voluntary blowjob by a chamber maid  and after you get hit for a relatively modest payment you’d better pay up because you might get done for rape if you don’t. Said chamber maid has you sperm all over her after all and she most definitely is not in your room to provide illegal services and how easy is it to pretend rape.

The strange case of Dominic Strauss Kahn and the alleged rape of a black maid in an expensive hotel collapsed spectacularly this weekend when  it appeared that the lady in question had a history of compulsive lying and apparently turned tricks while performing her more humble duties as a room maid in the Sovitel hotel in New York.

I was suspicious at the time and I have been proven right. DSK, although a lecherous, misogynistic dirtbag with a propensity for rough sex did not rape the woman, he did expose himself to the nastiest of political tricks to eliminate a political enemy.

His IMF career over it remains to be seen if he can get back in the saddle for the French presidential election.

I for one would not vote for him but then neither would I vote for Sarkozy.

The moral of the story is clear: If you want to to turn tricks in a hotel room you better make sure you get paid before you get screwed but if you are a rich dick and you take advantage of an offer from someone who ostensibly only entered your room to clean it you’d better pay up or else you get screwed, especially if you have high aspirations and powerful enemies.

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