Osama is dead. Long live Osama because thanks to our intrepid American Seals who got the computers on which Osama bin Laden planned all his fiendish attacks and we have found, just in time I might add, that on the tenth anniversary of 9/11 2011 the American train system would have been destroyed. So prepare for more check points, body searches and less movement in the US of A land of the free and the brave. All just to keep you safe from them raghead terrorists.
Fuck, if you believe all this shite then I have a very nice piece of real estate in the Atlantic Ocean I would love to sell you